By Mike Martinez on 12/14/2010 1:01 PM

Machete plus gun vs. pink feather duster. Who do you think won that fight? ... That green plant with the decorations wasn't a Christmas tree ... Real Man of Genius uses tree branch to hold up a store ...

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By Mike Martinez on 12/14/2010 12:58 PM

Stabbed over "The Closer" ... Bank robbers arrested while researching tracking device ...  

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By Mike Martinez on 12/8/2010 9:58 AM

Santa fired over a dirty joke ... Kids who go to school 'sagging' will get Urkeled ... and next time you want mom to take the rap for you, make sure she's not on drugs too ...

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By Mike Martinez on 12/7/2010 7:01 PM

 Fight starts over country singer Conway Twitty's sexuality (with mugshot) ...

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By Mike Martinez on 12/6/2010 10:24 AM

What 15XL underwear for women looks like ... Mugshot proof that cocaine makes you insane ... And the Pepsi machine made him do it ...  

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By Mike Martinez on 12/1/2010 4:42 PM

Woman serving 90 day weekend sentence has to take a mugshot every Friday. See them ALL here ...  

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By Mike Martinez on 12/1/2010 4:37 PM

Women hid stuff they stole IN THEIR FAT ROLLS (with mugshots) ... Plus, woman in Deming, New Mexico uses empanadas to foil robbery ... and the way a man jacked a car was just like something you might  see in the movies. Except for the running out of gas part ...

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By Mike Martinez on 11/29/2010 11:31 AM

Woman locks herself out of her house. Her plan? Set fire to it ... Man wants to repo ex's boobies ... Woman says she owns the sun. Wants us all to pay ...  

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By Mike Martinez on 11/16/2010 7:53 PM

Real Woman of Genius badly botched her attempt ot rob a drug store ( with mug shot) ... plus the annual Christmas tradition of politically correct insanity begins ...

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By Mike Martinez on 11/15/2010 1:45 PM

 She says 'no', he tries to run her over (with mug shot) ... forced to eat his beard ( with picture) ... and just in time for Thanksgiving, ladies, you can smell like pumpkin pie ...

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