May 12

Written by: Mike Martinez
5/12/2009 5:53 PM

RULES FOR GUYS TO LIVE BY: Dealing with women is brutal. The sands are constantly shifting and we men are always at risk of getting shut out in the bedroom for doing or saying the wrong thing. So with that in mind, your Uncle Mikey has some guidelines for men to live with women ... somewhat successfully:

*Call.

*Don't lie. (Or, at least, don't get caught in a lie!)

*The correct answer to, "Do I look fat?" is never, ever, "Yes."

*The same is true for, "Is she prettier than me?"

*None of your exes were ever nicer, prettier, or better.

*Answering, "Who was that on the phone?" with, "Nobody," is never going to end that conversation.

*You're wrong.

*You're sorry.

*Her haircut is never bad.

It's taken me 3 marriages to learn these, my gift to you.
 

 

Tags: