Sep 2

Written by: Mike Martinez
9/2/2010 8:51 AM

EMPLOYEE PULLS KNIFE ON ANOTHER IN ARGUMENT OVER BACON ... If you believe the FIVE-SECOND RULE is ridiculous - that once food hits the floor, it's garbage , you now have a crusader on your side. He's 25-year-old Wendy's employee Derron Cooke of Hartford, Connecticut.

Derron recenlty pulled a KNIFE on one of his co-workers and threatened his life. But according to Derron, he should be APPLAUDED because HE says the reason he pulled the knife is because the guy had dropped some bacon on the floor and still wanted to serve it to customers. The co-worker, whose name hasn't been released, disagrees. He says he was cooking some chicken and Derron came over and criticized his technique. After they argued, Derron pulled the knife.

Whether it was the bacon or the chicken, Derron was arrested and charged with attempted second-degree assault, first-degree reckless endangerment, threatening, and breach of peace.


DOCTORS BRAWL IN DELIVERY ROOM ... 30-year-old Laura Salpietro was rushed to a hospital in Sicily after her water broke. As she laid there in the delivery room, the two doctors tending to her got into an argument over whether Laura should deliver naturally or if they should preform a C-section.

Things escalated, punches were thrown and an all-out BRAWL erupted in the delivery room. Both doctors have been suspended, and the police have started a criminal case against them.

MILLION DOLLAR HAIR ... Pittsburg Steelers safety Troy Polamalu’s hair is so important, he’s got a million dollar insurance policy on it. The policy is being paid by his sponsor, Head & Shoulders shampoo. They say if his hair was cut and each individual strand was laid end to end, they would be the length of 1,100 football fields.
Thank goodness he’s good at football because he’d never get a job in the food service industry!!

DUMB KID ... In New Hampshire, a teenager in shop class clamped electric lines to his nipples and had another student plug the wires in. He was shocked so badly, his heart stopped and he had to be rushed to the hospital.

He survived, and now he and his parents are suing the school and the shop teacher claiming he wasn’t adequately warned about the dangers of electricity.

FRANKENSTEIN ... A 39-year old drunken fan became disorderly at a recent Toby Keith concert in Cincinnati, police had to be called.

When they arrived, the man allegedly threatened them, then beat his head against the partition in their cruiser. The man’s name – Forrest Frankenstein (I kid you not!) was charged with menacing, threats, disorderly conduct and vandalism.If found guilty, he could be hunted down by jurors with pitch forks and torches.
 

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