Sep 3

Written by: Mike Martinez
9/3/2010 9:32 AM

CHILEAN MINER DOH! ... Those 33 miners in Chile are still trapped underground, and they might not be rescued until Christmas. For most of them, that probably seems like an eternity. But as far as one of them is concerned, that's WAY too soon.

That’s because while he's been down there, his wife found out about his MISTRESS! Here's how it went down: The other day, his wife was holding a vigil for him at the mine entrance and she noticed another woman ALSO holding a vigil for him. She connected the dots, and realized her husband was having an affair.

I'm not trying to excuse him for cheating on his wife, but, well, check out the photos. The mistress is the one on the right ...
WOMAN WHOSE CAR BROKE MAN'S FALL DEVASTATED HER CAR RUINED ... Thomas McGill of Manhattan is the guy who allegedly tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 39-STORY high rise and ended up crashing through a car on the street and SURVIVING.
Well that car belonged to Maria McCormack and she's MAD because - sure, she saved a guy's life, but she LOVED that car. Quote, "I want to meet [Thomas] and say, 'Why? Why my car out of all the cars in the city?' I've had other cars, but I really loved this car."

She's upset as well because she JUST spent hundreds of dollars fixing the rear brakes, just got an oil change, and just filled it with gas.
Maria's husband was a bit more gracious about things. He's going to pay the $500 insurance deductible. And, quote, "Geico said I could sue [Thomas] but I'm not going to do that. He has enough to worry about."
 

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