TMZ CONCURS WITH MIKE: You know the picture of ELLEN POMPEO that was making the Internet rounds yesterday trying to make it seem like she had 6 toes on each foot? And you know how I proved beyond a reasonable doubt the photo was an obvious hoax?
Well, the people at TMZ posted almost an exact picture of Ellen's feet that backed it up.
"Grey's Anatomy" producer Shonda Rhimes chimed in on the "controversy" on Twitter, writing quote, "Pompeo and I are still laughing. She says to tell everyone the rumors are wrong. she has SEVEN toes on each foot!"

HILTON HIJINX: Could PARIS HILTON be done in by a twitpic? After she was arrested last week when cocaine allegedly fell out of her purse she told the cops the purse wasn't hers. But about six weeks ago, Paris posted a photo of a bag that looks a lot like the one she was carrying that night. Under the photo, she wrote, "Love my new Chanel purse I got today." Doh!

Here's the picture Paris Tweeted of her Chanel purse a month and a half ago ...
And here's a pic taken the night of Paris' arrest, in which it looks like she MIGHT be holding the same purse ...
Alas, it looks like Paris is one step ahead of the law. Since the night of her arrest, media outlets have reported Paris told friends the purse WAS hers, but that she had loaned it to someone else for a while, and THAT person must have put the coke in it.

LOL: Speaking of Paris, check out this sign outside an Austin restaurant ...SNAPSHOT: This picture of RIHANNA from the "Battleship" movie hit the web yesterday.
This is about as UNSEXY as I've ever seen Rihanna look. Probably because she's wearing way more clothing than usual. "Battleship" is due for a Summer 2012 release. And, yes, it's based on the game we all played as kids. "You sunk my battleship!"

IDOL JUDGE UPDATE: Remember how when the rumors of JENNIFER LOPEZ replacing ELLEN DEGENERES as an "American Idol" judge first hit the 'net it was all she's in-she's not-she's in again-she's out because she's SUCH A DIVA-she's still under consideration and on and on and on.
Well, today, according to TMZ, she's in again. They're reporting Jennifer's "Idol" deal is, quote, "imminent." Supposedly, she's in the "final stages" of negotiations and it's "all but a done deal"

"American Idol" will likely officially announce all their judges sometime next week.

THEY ARE SOOO DOING IT: JESSE JAMES and KAT VON D made their first public red carpet appearance as a couple Thursday night at the opening of her new art gallery in Hollywood.
Kat later confirmed to the HollywoodLife gossip site they were totally getting all smooth up in each other. “Yes!”, she exclaimed, when asked if she and Jesse were officially a couple. Then she added, “[He's sexy because] of how intelligent and sensitive he is. He’s got enough really great qualities that I’m lucky to be around. And of course tattoos are always sexy.”

This is so typical how a man and a woman break up and the woman finds other things to get involved with [Sandra: Baby Louie, Kate Gosselin: her kids, work] and the man scoops up a new chick right away, no?

SHOW US YOUR TWEETS: “This may be my most risque cover yet!!”, tweeted KIM KARDASHIAN. She was referring to this ...
CHEAT SHEET: Some British website conducted a poll to see what celebrities people would most likely allow their partners to cheat with.

You know, it's like the old game where you get to pick a list of celebrities who, if you ever, by some act of nature or God, got the chance to rub genitalia with them your spouse would have to let you, and it wouldn't count as cheating.
People were asked, first of all, if they even have such a list. And those who did were asked who was on it. The results aren't very surprising. 72% of guys had MEGAN FOX on their list, and 69% of women had BRAD PITT.

Here are the other, most popular choices ...

MEN:
#2.) Jennifer Aniston, 69%
#3.) Beyoncé, 68%
#4.) Jessica Alba, 66%
#5.) Angelina Jolie, 64%

WOMEN:
#2.) Johnny Depp, 67%
#3.) Gerard Butler, 66%
#4.) David Beckham, 63%
#5.) Robert Pattinson, 61%

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