Sep 2

Written by: Mike Martinez
9/2/2010 8:48 AM

MAN ARRESTED FOR GETTING INTO FIGHT WITH BICYCLE ... Police recently spotted 68-year-old Richard Bialon of Stuart, Florida, in the parking lot of a Mobil gas station SCREAMING obscenities ... at his BICYCLE.

Here’s a surprise: Richard was hammered.He was arrested and charged with misdemeanor disorderly intoxication.

The affidavit, by the way, did not specify what the argument was about.

WHILE COPS TAKE MAN'S REPORT ON HIS STOLEN CAR, THRIEF DRIVES BY IN CAR ... Sergio Vial of Allentown, Pennsylvania, called the po-po after he went outside to get in his car, and discovered it was missing.

As the cops stood outside his place, getting the details from Sergio, guess who happened to be driving the car down that street at that moment, with the windows down, BLASTING MUSIC?

The car thief turned out to be 39-year-old Preston Renninger, who told them his friend had lent him the car. Preston was charged with receiving stolen property, unauthorized use of an automobile, and driving with a suspended license.

BUSTED MAKING SEX TAPE ... Marla Sowers and her boyfriend, both from Elma, Washington, first stole a camcorder, then broke into a house and used their brand new stolen camcorder to make a SEX TAPE on the floor of the house.

A neighbor - whom the owners had asked to collect their mail while they were on vacation - happened to come by to do just that right in the middle of their coitus. Upon seeing him, the couple got up and ran off ... but in their rush, they left the clothes AND the camcorder behind.

The police watched their video - for the purpose of solving the case, of course, and recognized the couple from their previous run-ins with the law. They tracked down Marla that day and charged her with criminal trespassing and possession of stolen property.

They’re still looking for the boyfriend.
 

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