Sep 2

Written by: Mike Martinez
9/2/2010 8:56 AM

INSTANT KARMA ... It's rare that you see justice being served SO quickly like this. Two 17-year-olds in Santa Cruz, California, broke into a car; stole a violin, then took the stolen violin to a music shop to try to sell it.

Employees there got suspicious and called the police. It was while they were arresting the boys that INSTANT KARMA kicked in: one of the guys' bikes left outside was STOLEN. The violin, meanwhile was returned to its rightful owner.

DOH! NEWS ... 1.) Justin Carson of Kimberton, Pennsylvania, went into the local credit union to cash a check. As he left, he didn't notice something fall out of his pocket. That something turned out to be a packet of heroin. DOH!

The cops were called and they used information from Justin’s account to track him down. When an officer asked him if he'd lost anything in the bank, he replied, "Yeah, two bags of heroin." DOH!

2.) Police officers in Falmouth, Massachusetts, were trying to catch whoever had been breaking into cars. So, they placed one of those” bait cars" in a park, stocked it with tempting goodies, then settled in nearby in an unmarked van to watch what happened.

They didn't have to wait long before an 18 year-old man walked up - smoking marijuana in a pipe made out of a carrot, no less - and busted out the window … of the surveillance van, not the bait car!! DOH!

REAL MAN OF GENIUS ... 19 year-old Sidney McVay Jr. of Iowa City, Iowa, was at his apartment doing his usual thing - DEALING DRUGS, when one of his clients came and bought some.

He quickly realized he’d given Sidney too much money and asked for change. Sidney let him know drug dealers don't make change, and refused. They started arguing, it turned physical, and Sidney ended up PUNCHING his client out before taking off. Man, whatever happened to understanding the value of customer service???!!! Kids today, I tell you.

Police were called, and ended up arresting Sidney after a witness pointed him out. Sidney, you see, had wandered back home by that point.

MAN PAYS TENS OF THOUSANDS FOR LIFE SIZE DOLL OF WOMAN WHO DUMPED HIM ... A 50 year old man whose name and location haven't been released to protect his privacy - was dumped by his girlfriend. And he was so torn up about it, he paid $18,000 to have a company make him LIFE-SIZED SEX DOLL that looked exactly like her.

Diego Bortolin, who creates those kinds of custom love dolls at his store in Treviso, Italy, says the man called him and said he wanted a sex doll that resembled his ex-girlfriend except, quote, "I want it just like her but with bigger boobs." Amen, brother.

Diego's dolls usually go for about $5,000 but this one was far more expensive because they accurately recreated every last detail, down to the shape of her fingernails and teeth. Sadly, I couldn't find any pictures of the doll :(

Whatever happened to getting dumped, locking yourself in your bedroom, taping a dark sheet over the window, and listening to AIR SUPPLY?
 

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